38yo Stiletto Stalker @ Murder Mall

Another random episode in the life of one who must seriously have had "If you are a freak, wierdo or desperado" please invade my personal space annoy the shit out of me at your convenience" tattooed on my forehead from a very young age!

Yesterday I stopped in at my local shopping village on my way home - why I would abandon all sense and run the gauntlet of young fast creative yuppies, street kids and half crazies for fun on a mid week night anyway is a topic for therapy in itself! Supermarket was dead boring of course, full of urban super cool dudes buying Nivea for Men and sensible food! I did notice a guy who seemed to be strangely mirroring my shopping route but he kept a respectable distance & lost him as I dashed off to find my Boost Balls in aisle 4!

As I bee-lined, in my ridiculous 4.5" heels, for my car I was confronted by the same, semi normal looking guy who opens with:

"Hi, I wanted to ask you something in the supermarket but didn't want you to feel uncomfortable"...Yes mate so you confront me in a deserted carpark at Murder Mall at dusk (NICE THINKING)
"where did you buy your shoes?"
"I don't know" as I unlocked the trunk...
"They look like Tony Bianco" (if he'd said Louboutin I might have been just a little impressed)...
"Get to the point"...
"Mmmmm would you mind if I took a photo of them"...
"WTF???" Who the hell meets a random Tony Bianco shoe fetishist in the middle of an inner city carpark??

Instead of screaming ARE YOU MAD!!! or giving him a close up of my 4.5" stiletto before getting in my car and speeding off, I looked at him for a long moment assessing whether he had a weapon and/or intent to maim then asked....

"How old are you?"
"38..."

Sad thing is those pics were probably to show his 26 yo girlfriend what great shoes I had!!

Dear oh dear...